对接裂纹

Today Brooklyn asked me the funniest question ever. The question was funny, but the fact that it came out of nowhere made it even funnier. I’m sure I won’t win parent of the year after I cackled when she asked me. “Daddy, is Heiney how you say ‘Butt crack’ in Chinese?” I thought I had heard her wrong. “What?” I said after nearly choking. “Is Heiney how you say ‘Butt crack’ in Chinese?” I then explained to her that ‘butt crack’ in chinese actually looks like this - 对接裂纹. Heiney, of course, is Viking for butt crack. Kids.